lumos maxima




my name is dione.
this is my face.
i like harry potter.
smiling's great.

c'est la vie.

heyshaeshaethegoldentrio-forever

funniestshit:

Period for woman on commercials:


Period for me:

itwaspure-serendipity
meme4uiswearimnotondrugs
iswearimnotondrugs:

I want to marry whoever made this.

iswearimnotondrugs:

I want to marry whoever made this.

orcasexphillipsgallagher
  • Me: I'm hungry
  • Fridge: Don't give a fuck.
  • Cabinet: Bitch, don't look at me.
  • Freezer: Lol nigga, you like ice?
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thedefinitionofpurposehisliver-with-a-nicechianti
thetvscreenohmyrainingducks
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schybsitwaspure-serendipity
kimjohansson
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ibrokemysunglasses

when i see a spider in the shower

ibrokemysunglasses:

at first i’m like:

then i kill the spider like:

then i make sure there aren’t any more: 

and then i’m just like:

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…Or don’t text me back. That’s cool too.

That one day EVERYONE decides to piss you off

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